Posted 12 hours ago

I’m pretty sure someone from the tumblr team snuck an extra couple zeros into that buyout price when no one was looking.

Posted 13 hours ago
Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest friendship in the person you fall in love with. Someone who speaks highly of you. Someone you can laugh with. The kind of laughs that make your belly ache, and your nose snort. The embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. Wit is important. Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. Make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. Despair will come. Find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. Most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love, and madness combine and course through you. A love that will never dilute - even when the waters get deep, and dark.
N’tima (via angerandcoffeee)

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Posted 13 hours ago
Posted 23 hours ago

madasahatter4zaynmalik:

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

OMFG I CAN’T

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Posted 23 hours ago

m00dycat:

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

Oh my god

Dying

Posted 23 hours ago

clintofbartonia:

thejohnlockgames:

iwillalwaysfindyousnow:

onceuponatimeinerebor:

consultingsuperhusbands:

jashingirl:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

for-the-love-of-scarves:

a-mind-occupied-by-tennant:

p0isone:

I will never get over the inequality that men’s jackets have inside pockets and women’s jackets don’t. 

Amen.

I have nowhere to put my sonic screwdriver.

or my fake fbi badge

Or my pocket magnifying glass

or my wand

or my psychic paper

Or my precious

I lost it at my precious

so did smeageol

Posted 23 hours ago

nicevagina:

Contrary to many beliefs, you don’t actually need a fucking life story reason to get a tattoo. 

Posted 23 hours ago
nevershout-squidgy:

incomprehensive:

mytardisispink:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

super-koopa:

theevilkendra:

madcocaparty:

awesomekodokuna:

4gifs:

Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL
SUMMONING IT’S SPAWN AND SHIT

SATAN

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY…
WHAT IN THE FUCK HAPPENED

GET
THE FUCKING
SALT

WHAT
THE
ACTUAL
FUCKING
FUCK



WTH?! I see this creepy face opening it’s mouth O_O

nevershout-squidgy:

incomprehensive:

mytardisispink:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

super-koopa:

theevilkendra:

madcocaparty:

awesomekodokuna:

4gifs:

Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL

SUMMONING IT’S SPAWN AND SHIT

SATAN

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY…

WHAT IN THE FUCK HAPPENED

GET

THE FUCKING

SALT

WHAT

THE

ACTUAL

FUCKING

FUCK

image

WTH?! I see this creepy face opening it’s mouth O_O

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Posted 23 hours ago

lovemehluke:

high five to us blogs that don’t get any messages

image

(Source: lukeslamb)

Posted 1 day ago

pizza:

if i did a somersault would it be called a pizza roll?

Only if your room is called your calzone.